This's darn farni. Hahs. XD

Working world jokes.. enjoy..
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> BUSINESS LOGICS
>
> Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
>
> Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
>
> Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
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> Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
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>
>
> Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
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>
>
> Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
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> Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
>
> Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
>
> Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
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>
>
> Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
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>
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> Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
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> President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
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> Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
>
> President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
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>
>
> This is how business is done!!
>
> Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your
attitude
>should be positive
>
>
>
>
>
> What is Marketing?
>
>
>
>
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>
> You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
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> That's Direct Marketing
>
>
>
> You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
>
> One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
very
>rich. Marry him."
>
> That's Advertising.
>
>
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>
> You go up to her and get her telephone number.
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> The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
>
> That's Telemarketing.
>
>
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>
> You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her
a
>drink.
>
> You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer
her
>a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
>
> That's Public Relations.
>
>
>
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>
> She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry
you."
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> That's Brand Recognition.
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>
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> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>
> You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
>
> She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
>
> That's Customer Feedback


And the second email I received. It's just a picture that sums out everything.
Title of email: Don't drink salt water.

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