3 more days!!! 3 more days!! 3 more days!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!! 3 more days!!!

HAHA, that was quite crazy. I practically typed the code from 150% to 10% for the font size. MUAHAHAHAS. (: So happy. A week passed so quickly and YES, a mere period of 3 more days will PASS TOO. (: HCL - (Thanks to Yvon and Caris LAAAAA), Maths, then Science (:

I was mugging quite hard for yesterday. Slacked quite a lot on Friday. Yesterday abit la. Watched HSM 2 with my bro after I found nothing better to do. Borrowed the CD from meng (: THANKS GAL. Wonder when I would return it to her. I wann my holi-es!!
Watched Teevee until about 1am yesterday. The show was quite hilarious and I had a super good night sleep (: LOVE LATE TEEVEE

Recently, I just watched the movie mv of Jolin and I must say it's quite good and creative (: Her acting skills not bad la except that the storyline a bit .......

HEHE. Fill in that word yourself (:
I'm quite bored today and I can't watch TEEVEE because I'm banned. But I'm not banned from the com. Quite ironic right? Since I can watch TEEVEE through crunchyroll and youtube. (: BUT I GONNA BE A GOOD GAL AND DO MY WORK.

Quite impossible though.
Just read Grace's tagboard and found out that her EXAMS ARE OVER. What the hell? So fast. And she must be relaxing like hell now. ARGH. So lucky.
But considering that other schools are still having like 2957348943789 million papers, I should be happy (: Ok la, not that I'm feeling super sad or what. (:

Just checked my hotmail and there were quite alot of spam mails. NOt alot for some but it was alot since I just checked my mails 2 or 3 days ago. I thought this period of EOY should have lots of people mugging but it turned out to be otherwise. Perhaps their exams are over. =( I HATE SPAM MAILS. Though I was one of the few who circulate them (: Simple ma, Just click forward, then a group, and SEND!! Simple (:

I still have another post to post about. My trip to the timsum restaurant. Began crazy and took like 8397438947 million pictures with my dad's cam. Then I was lazy to post. But when I felt like posting it, I realised that my card reader was SPOILT. Apparently, someone dropped it and the only possibility is my bro but he keeps denying it. DAMN IT. And now I can't post it. ): That could add on to my number of picture-heaving posts. (: And I love posting images loh, though it makes my blog SUPER SLOW.
Talking about food, I remembered the powerpoint slide that was for I.T. and I talked about the steamboat. Got quite a pretty score though it was rather sucky as compared to the rest who got like 90++. Ah ya, I think it was because my powerpoint was just crapping. I just SLAM all the pictures on the powerpoint and did not organise the slides. Everything was just shit with points being repeated OVER AND OVER AGAIN. ehehe. That was just so million years ago. I'm just trying to make this post longer and procrastinate longer (:

this post gonna be super long because of my HUGE pictures. (: Jokes again but this time it's pictures. The pics are CUTE instead of HILARIOUS. The baby looks cute (: And the jokes aren't really nice. I noticed I love the smiley (:





















MUAFAFAHS. Finished. I have not really read the jokes. Gonna read them on my blog then (:

Reply Tags
Yvon ♥ I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOU WERE PETTY. ewwww. HEHE. thanks for saying it's adorable (: I know it too. And the pig DOES LOOK LIKE A DUCK. I think the eyes and nose don't fit. THe nose looks like a BEAK. The feet looks wrong too. ^^
Caris ♥ HAHA. agreed. (: Pretty right? Roses and everything. The cream is damn even but I think it looks rather fake after you stare at it for quite some time.
D&D: ERRRR, I didn't really say I wanna go. Just amusing myself only. and nope, I hate Genting and I ain't gonna go there anymore after staying there for 3 days and playing the same thing over and over again.
JOYJOY ♥ HAHA. You JIAYOU TOO!! mug hard especially you are in the PRO PRO PRO STRESSFUL SCHOOL.
Grace ♥ HEYYY THAT'S good news!! What's the sport?? (: Is it really that fun?
Jingmei ♥ DAMN I HAVE LOTS OF POINTS TO COMMENT ON. Number 1. YOu are a THICK-SKINNED WOMAN. No money, so no pressies. But I can give you a bear hug if you want. Erm, but not really a huge one cos I'm quite skinny. (: Or I can just sms you happy b'dae or plaster a banner, HAPPY B'DAE for ya if you wanna. But I reckon you want neither. (: Then I can save time and trouble. Point 2. How to tag at your blog when it's private and you didn't give me permission?? -.- Point 3. I'M NOT EVIL. I'm the nicest person ever. Ok la, not the NICEST. But quite nice la. (:
Yiting ♥ HELLLOOO!!! Ok, i didn't want to eat the cake. Plus, I DON'T LOVE PIGS. (: Ah ya, just crapping a bit la. (:

Yay, finished (: I gonna go change my links code. Find it quite UGLY and not consistent and I don't quite like it.

Labels: jokes, reflections, tags

Blah. I am bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
kay, I guess I'm quite crazy.

BUT I NEED TO GET MY POINT ACROSS.



I AM BOREDD!!
I think that was quite enough. (: I'm quite happy now. DE-STRESSing is always nice. Actually I don't think I'm really stressed now cos my parents didn't stress me, which is nice; they still let me use the com without any time restrictions or anything and I studied for quite some while so I gonna devote 30 minutes to this blog post. (: I wished that the image wasn't that PINK. -.-

Nevermind, I found a black and white one. But the posture is weird. -.o


HAHA. I sit like that sometimes.

Just read through some emails and I quite like this one. Very straight-forward and makes sense (: I felt "lighter" after reading this. =D I love nice mails.

CORPORATE LESSONS

So, we will be going through change

Here's three lessons from large corporations to help you survive change

CORPORATE LESSON 1:




CORPORATE LESSON 2:




CORPORATE LESSON 3:




MUAHHAHAHA. True? (: I like the last part. Whatever that covers you with shit may not be your enemy. (:

WHATEVER THAT COVERS YOU WITH SHIT MAY NOT BE YOUR ENEMY

Another one....

i getting very headache reading this mail . . . :-) bk


=======================================

Do You Think English is Easy???


Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce .
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present , he thought it was time to present the present .
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English
for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can
work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't
the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One
index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not
one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one
of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the
English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by
truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you
fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going
on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"


You lovers of the English language might enjoy this

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is "UP."

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting,
why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP
for election and why is it UPto the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP
the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP
the house and some guys fix UP the old car . At other times the little
word has real special meaning. People stirUP trouble, line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one
thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped
UP .. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the
proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions. I f you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list
of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if
you don't give UP, you may windUP with a hundred or more. When it
threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we
say it is clearing UP .

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP .

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP .

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP,
so........... it is time to shut UP .....!

Oh . . one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night? U-P

The pronunciation thing was ok. I am lame.
I think I got Rachel's disease. DAMN IT.

Last one.

BOSS & I
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

So that's the reason why I aspire to be a boss. (: Difficult eh. Most high positions are all taken up by males. This is what we call PREJUDICE. So shit can.

I decided to post a very last one. In chinese. It's about the fun of making sentences and how stupid a child can get. (: I shall make the font bigger.
1.题目 : 原来

小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下


3. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .

老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~


9. 题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？ ~~


10.题目 : 一 ...就....

小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。

老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..


11.題目 : 你看

小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊


12. 照样造句

例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)

小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) 我 (很好)

老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??


13.照样造句

例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )

小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。

老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???


14. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？


15.题目 : 陆陆续续

小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


20.题目: 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!

老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。


21.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。

老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的 …

小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~


22. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......

小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......

老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!


23. 题目: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语: 老师更难过 ......


26. 题目: 天才

小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~


27.題目 : 一 …便…

小朋友写 : 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的 …

小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。

老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...


31. 題目: 又 .....又 .....

小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?


32 果然

上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水

老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。

小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！

老师： …………


33 瓜分

小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非

老师：小傻瓜也分不清


34 好吃

小朋友：好吃个屁

老师：………


35 况且

小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．

老师： ……………

I don't understand some but it may take quite a while to understand. =D The joke in this joke is that the little kiddo DID use the words in his sentence but the way he used them were not in form of noun or verb. (:

yay, procrastinated for 20 minutes.

Ate roti prata in the morning for breakfast. Ate a plain and one with egg. Then shared a ------ one with my family. Didn't know what the name was but it was B.I.G. small and had onion, eggs and chicken in it.

Then used the com until now and I'm still gonna use it. (:
My speaker is going crazy.

That was just so random.

Labels: jokes

I just realised my mum sent me lots of stuff. And it's really nice. (: But some are too long so I just upload the nice ones. (: More of images instead of words =D

QIAN BIAN WEN DA!!
the questions don't make sense, so neither would the answers!! (: But that's the point of Qian Bian Wen Da












So qian bian right? (:

Another one. Words (:

Nice jokes - one way to unwind yourself even for just a minute.


Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your
previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
________________________________________________________________

Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and
brought all our five kids wth him."

Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"

Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only
one of them is yours."
_______________________________________________________________

Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to ask
something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU
the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
_______________________________________________________________
You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is
very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When
you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at
you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
. that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
______________________________________________________________

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
HELL", that's why I came home early.
_______________________________________________________________

1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are
wearing, it's all crumpled!!"
_______________________________________________________________

John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
________________________________________________________________
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not t rue! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!

Last one. Not a lot horh. A video of a person creating a nice painting in just 1 minute.



At first, I thought he was making crap but it seemed nice in the end. (:

HE IS ARTISTIC

Labels: food for thought, jokes

This is real cute. I thought the teacher was funny and I always thought of the answers in a very "slanted" manner as the way she asked it was really straightforward but it just happened to be something else. Hah, the child is smart :D

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Harry both agreed.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets" AH, this is so shit. I thought it was the erhhh-hmm of a guy. SHIT

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants" I thought this question didn't make sense man. So I didn't bother to answer but frankly speaking, it DOES

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Harry: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Harry: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Harry: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do"
Harry: "Tent"

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first"
Principal was looking restless and a bit tense
Harry: "Wedding Ring"

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you Blow me, you feel good"
Harry: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"
Harry: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put him in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

BLAH, from this test, I can conclude that I'm not flexible, stupid and not creative. It's just so idiotic and I'm feeling more depressed than usual.

But I'm glad that I got the first few questions that the principal gave correct. =D
Frankly speaking, I thought he was stupid

Labels: jokes

In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP ).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)and get
more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System ( MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead(PSA),Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks(POSB).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always(LTA) system. When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral(CPF)fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH)to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP )on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA )!!!

I thought this was real cute, but I don't understand some of the abbreviations. Frankly speaking, life in Singapore is really stressed. If only school was only 3 hours a day, we could devote more of our time to sleep and enjoyment. =D And I wouldn't need to rush to school everyday which I would always do. ^^




I thought the pictures of the babies were cute. Am I supposed to censor the stuff?? =DD

THE 3 MORE FEARFUL WORDS
-from 93.3FM

Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday eat Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... then I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..


(Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? Long time we havn't watch a movie
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men: How about we go bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such hot day? You not feel tired meh?
Men: Then find a café and have a drink
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

(You decide)

Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take a bus
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take taxi then
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: How to walk with empty stomach?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

(Man looks around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

--
Very interesting problems that comes with "software" solutions too!


Installing Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance
-- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0,Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate Wife

*********************************************

Dear Desperate Wife:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support


This sounded rather stupid but I felt it was rather cute. (: I had a great time reading the mails and blogging. In total, I have spet at least 5 hours on blogging. And I gonna curb it. I think there wouldn't be much posts in the future because I would be rushing my projects. (: Perhaps short ones. ^^

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This's darn farni. Hahs. XD

Working world jokes.. enjoy..
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> BUSINESS LOGICS
>
> Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
>
> Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
>
> Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
>
> Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
>
>
>
> Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
>
>
>
> Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
>
> Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
>
> Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
>
> Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
>
>
>
> Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
>
>
>
> Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
>
> President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
>
> Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
>
> President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
>
>
>
> This is how business is done!!
>
> Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your
attitude
>should be positive
>
>
>
>
>
> What is Marketing?
>
>
>
>
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>
> You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
>
> That's Direct Marketing
>
>
>
> You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
>
> One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
very
>rich. Marry him."
>
> That's Advertising.
>
>
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>
> You go up to her and get her telephone number.
>
> The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
>
> That's Telemarketing.
>
>
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>
> You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her
a
>drink.
>
> You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer
her
>a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
>
> That's Public Relations.
>
>
>
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
>
> She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry
you."
>
> That's Brand Recognition.
>
>
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
>
> You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
>
> She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
>
> That's Customer Feedback


And the second email I received. It's just a picture that sums out everything.
Title of email: Don't drink salt water.

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