whoots. It has been a long time since I blogged about emails. =DD And I received many nice ones. My mum started on her email-sending spree. It has been about a month since she has done so. =DD

Subject: Chinese+English=Chinglish

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This
is what he came up with.....

1 one day I go 2 to climb a 3 tree outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I
panic and 4 fall down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 fight with me. I ran until I fell 6 sick and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 eggs to throw at him. Then I took a 9 knife and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 then I put the 9 knife back and pay for the 8 egg and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.sick He said 5 fine, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 for work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 tree and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 to him but I don't know what he 1.want

this is so cute!! those words in italic are typed by me. I know some words are obvious but I feel like doing it... =DD I can't believe that he was so creative!!
My friend who's rather good in English, didn't really understand.
So this email tests if you are truly Singaporean. =DD

I just realised this is the only email I can share.
Nevermind. Just to share with you a crap email that I received.

You won $420,000.00! Yahoo! Mail congratulates you!
Messenger

YAHOO INTERNET LOTTERY


CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU WON $420,000.00!


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YAHOO! collects all the mail id of the people that are online on yahoo messenger, among the millions that subscribe to yahoo messenger we only select five people every month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we are congratulating you for been one of the people selected.All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomorate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the commmunities where they have operational base. Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our Spanish representative office in Spain, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of $420,000.00 USD will be released to you from this regional branch office in Spain.

We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

These are your identification numbers...................... .

Batch number.....................Lwh 09445
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Winning number...................Lwh09447

To begin your claims, kindly contact your claims Agent;
Dr Carlos Martinez of PRODIAC SEGUROS MADRID SPAIN
Email:prodiacsec@aim.com
Tele:+34-652-086-319

You are required to forward him with the following details:

1.FULL NAME
2.COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3.PRESENT ADDRESS
4.SEX
5.DATE OF BIRTH
6.AGE
7.OCCUPATION
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER
9.FAX NUMBER(IF ANY)
10.MARITAL STATUS
11.WINNING NUMBER, BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.
12 THE MONTH YOU WON......
13 AMOUNT WON...................

As soon as you contact the Agent, he will advise you on what to do in order to get your prize money. Congratulations once more!!

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.

Yours Sincerely,



Dr. MOORE (PHD)
< STRONG>LOTTO CO-ORDINATOR.
The Yahoo.com staff
http://www.yahoo.com

This is my second time I received such crap. My dad doesn't believe in this so I don't care if I post it here or not. The first time is here.

Hehe.

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