I just realised my mum sent me lots of stuff. And it's really nice. (: But some are too long so I just upload the nice ones. (: More of images instead of words =D

QIAN BIAN WEN DA!!
the questions don't make sense, so neither would the answers!! (: But that's the point of Qian Bian Wen Da












So qian bian right? (:

Another one. Words (:

Nice jokes - one way to unwind yourself even for just a minute.


Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your
previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
________________________________________________________________

Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and
brought all our five kids wth him."

Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"

Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only
one of them is yours."
_______________________________________________________________

Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to ask
something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU
the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
_______________________________________________________________
You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is
very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When
you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at
you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
. that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
______________________________________________________________

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
HELL", that's why I came home early.
_______________________________________________________________

1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are
wearing, it's all crumpled!!"
_______________________________________________________________

John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not t rue! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!

Last one. Not a lot horh. A video of a person creating a nice painting in just 1 minute.



At first, I thought he was making crap but it seemed nice in the end. (:

HE IS ARTISTIC

Labels: food for thought, jokes

In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP ).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)and get
more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System ( MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead(PSA),Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks(POSB).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always(LTA) system. When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral(CPF)fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH)to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP )on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA )!!!

I thought this was real cute, but I don't understand some of the abbreviations. Frankly speaking, life in Singapore is really stressed. If only school was only 3 hours a day, we could devote more of our time to sleep and enjoyment. =D And I wouldn't need to rush to school everyday which I would always do. ^^




I thought the pictures of the babies were cute. Am I supposed to censor the stuff?? =DD

THE 3 MORE FEARFUL WORDS
-from 93.3FM

Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday eat Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... then I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..


(Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? Long time we havn't watch a movie
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men: How about we go bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such hot day? You not feel tired meh?
Men: Then find a café and have a drink
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

(You decide)

Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take a bus
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take taxi then
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: How to walk with empty stomach?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

(Man looks around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

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Very interesting problems that comes with "software" solutions too!


Installing Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance
-- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0,Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate Wife

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Dear Desperate Wife:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support


This sounded rather stupid but I felt it was rather cute. (: I had a great time reading the mails and blogging. In total, I have spet at least 5 hours on blogging. And I gonna curb it. I think there wouldn't be much posts in the future because I would be rushing my projects. (: Perhaps short ones. ^^

Labels: food for thought, jokes

I didn't go overseas or anything, but it has been a week since I blogged. And I don't like it. When I felt like blogging, I can't because of the hectic schedule of homework I have. When I have no homework, the mood isn't there. This is stupid.

HOWEVER, I wanted to blog badly today so I managed to finish my homework fast. I realised that I can finish my homework really fast if I don't surf the net or chat. That's why I wasn't online today. =DD COncentration is still the best.

Recently, many things have occurred. At least the changes are rather a lot to me. ^^
Basketball training has been back to square one where we trained very hard for PT (Physical Training). I did not train but just by looking at the team train, it made me feel good. I can't wait to go back to training and enjoy the nice warm touch of fitness. =D
I rather be tired than feeling fat although I know I'm not really that.... F.A.T.

More projects coming up. Yes, this is stupid. I have two projects going concurrently and many many stupid tests. And what's worse, neither of the projects have started!!!!!
I can't believe this but nevermind, I still have to work harder.

I still find it hard to breathe in secondary school. I know I say this all the time but I'm still adapting. I noticed I'm not really very adaptive. =(
But I'm adaptive when it comes to sleeping. I can sleep ANYWHERE, EVERYWHERE Of course, the location has to be nice and have a great ambience, not stinky and ewwwwwWWW!!

I just finished my student portfolio. =D I'm feeling hyper and nice. My history graded assignment is done too. I'm printing my reflections now. It's really nice to have a printer as it does all the work for you. X)
My student portfolio is simply the best works that I want to present of each pillar, particularly BSP Bilingual Programme, KSP (Don't know what this is) but I'm using IDMI, a major project. There's HAP Geography, MSP Mathematics and Science, CIP, CDP Leadership and CCA

Siians right?

Let me just include something interesting that not many people would be able to visit. =D

THE MOE LC LIBRARY!

haha. I went there to study before the French test and the librarian was really cute. He was asking me what school I was from and where I stayed, and also switched on a French movie to watch. He was fun and cute. The air-conditioner at the library is really cooling and refreshing. =DD


My smile looked kinda fake cause I was worried about my french.

But I became happy again because I saw MENG. Haha. =DD we chatted for about 10 minutes and then went to our respective classes. ^^

I have just added an image to my sidebar (profile). I think it's cute and it describes absolutely what I am now.


I'll end this post with two short cute newspaper articles that I found. =DD

GIRL IN SEVENTH HEAVEN

BANGKOK: A baby girl born on July 7, 2007 - 07/07/07 - in the back of a taxi bearing the licence plate 7777 is to receive a scholarship worth 700,00 baht (S$35 000), a college said on Wednesday.

The Panyapiwat Institution of Technology has promised the girl, nicknamed "Seven", a bursary until she graduates.

"It is an unconditional scholarship that we gave to her because she was born on July 7 of the year 2007, and in a taxi with the licence plate 7777," said rector Ratana Prasertscom.

"And when the mother and the girl checked in at the hospital, they were given room 707 on the seventh floor."

Thais place great faith in the mystical importance of numbers, and the succession of sevens in the baby's birth has been seen as deeply auspicious.

This is so cool! i love the number 7 too! My basketball number! I want to have MONEYYY. This girl is really lucky. =DD

Another one, but this one is more of information, and its long.....

MAN'S TINY BRAIN DOESN'T STOP HIM LIVING NORMAL LIFE
French doctors are puzzling over the case of a 44-year-old civil servant who has led a normal life with an extraordinarily tiny brain.

In a case published in the medical journal The Lancet, doctors led by Dr Lionel Feuillet of the Hospital de la timone in Marseille say the man was admitted to hospital after suffering mild weakness in his left leg.

Scans by computed tomography (T) and magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) showed that the man's cerebral cavities had massivelyexpanded, taking up most of the room in his skull, leaving only a tiny sheet of actual brain tissue.

"The brain itself, meaning the grey matter and the white matter, was completely crushed against the skull," Dr Feuillet told the Agence France- Presse. "The images were most unusual...the brain was virtually absent."

Neuropsychological testing, the accuracy of which is sometimes contested, revealed that the man had an IQ of 75, below the average score of 100 but not considered mentally retarded or disabled either. Despite this, he had led a life that can be considered normal.

"He was a married father of two children and worked as a civil servant," Dr Feuillet and colleages wrote in a letter to The Lancet.

"Even if he has a slight intellectual handicap, this has not hampered his development or building social networks."

Dr Max Muenke, a paediatric brain defect specilaist at the National human genome Research institute who was not involved in the case, said: "What I find amazing to this day is how the brain can deal with something which you think should not be compatible with life.

"If something happens very slowly over quite some time, maybe over decades, the different parts of the brain take up functions that would normallly be done by the part that is pushed to the side."

This is so marvellous and cool! =DD

So this shows that normal people like us who have nice brains of the right size should be even smarter and go on with life?

Don't be like the girl who committed suicide because she read a fake e-book online, saying that Harry Potter would die in the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book. Go on with life.

and jiayou. ^^

Labels: food for thought

whoots. It has been a long time since I blogged about emails. =DD And I received many nice ones. My mum started on her email-sending spree. It has been about a month since she has done so. =DD

Subject: Chinese+English=Chinglish

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This
is what he came up with.....

1 one day I go 2 to climb a 3 tree outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I
panic and 4 fall down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 fight with me. I ran until I fell 6 sick and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 eggs to throw at him. Then I took a 9 knife and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 then I put the 9 knife back and pay for the 8 egg and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.sick He said 5 fine, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 for work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 tree and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 to him but I don't know what he 1.want

this is so cute!! those words in italic are typed by me. I know some words are obvious but I feel like doing it... =DD I can't believe that he was so creative!!
My friend who's rather good in English, didn't really understand.
So this email tests if you are truly Singaporean. =DD

I just realised this is the only email I can share.
Nevermind. Just to share with you a crap email that I received.

You won $420,000.00! Yahoo! Mail congratulates you!
Messenger

YAHOO INTERNET LOTTERY


CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU WON $420,000.00!


Yahoo! Mail gives members random cash prizes. Today, your account is randomly selected as the one of 12 top winners accounts who will get cash prizes from us.We are happy to inform you that you have won a prize money of (Four Hundred And twenty Thousand US Dollars) ($420,000.00) for the month of MAY Lottery win promotion which is organized by yahoo.messenger.com every month.

YAHOO! collects all the mail id of the people that are online on yahoo messenger, among the millions that subscribe to yahoo messenger we only select five people every month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we are congratulating you for been one of the people selected.All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomorate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the commmunities where they have operational base. Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our Spanish representative office in Spain, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of $420,000.00 USD will be released to you from this regional branch office in Spain.

We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

These are your identification numbers...................... .

Batch number.....................Lwh 09445
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To begin your claims, kindly contact your claims Agent;
Dr Carlos Martinez of PRODIAC SEGUROS MADRID SPAIN
Email:prodiacsec@aim.com
Tele:+34-652-086-319

You are required to forward him with the following details:

1.FULL NAME
2.COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3.PRESENT ADDRESS
4.SEX
5.DATE OF BIRTH
6.AGE
7.OCCUPATION
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER
9.FAX NUMBER(IF ANY)
10.MARITAL STATUS
11.WINNING NUMBER, BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.
12 THE MONTH YOU WON......
13 AMOUNT WON...................

As soon as you contact the Agent, he will advise you on what to do in order to get your prize money. Congratulations once more!!

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.

Yours Sincerely,



Dr. MOORE (PHD)
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The Yahoo.com staff
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This is my second time I received such crap. My dad doesn't believe in this so I don't care if I post it here or not. The first time is here.

Hehe.

Labels: food for thought

I wonder how I really did that. i mean, I just jumped and I felt as if a huge size 7 or maybe 8 basketball hit my left knee. But there was NOTHING. read it. NOTHING So was it hallucination??
NO!!.

It was something tearing my muscle and my bones M.O.V.E.D. It's really stupid. And it's my left knee. Previously, it was my RIGHT KNEE which had some crappy problem and that "virus" sort-of 'transferred' to my left knee and damn, it sucks.

I just went to the sinseh yesterday and the two knees have 2 DIFFERENT PROBLEMS
My right knee (the old ah-peh lao lao one:) = a long old injury that occured because of dislocation
My left knee= overstretching of the ligament

But it's practically because of the two different types of injuries that I could walk properly =DD Think of the bright side of things!! (:

I can't straighten my left knee and I can't bend my right knee. So I can walk properly!! Although I would be limping. Haha.
I was sooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO glad that my parents did not make a fuss out of it or force me to quit basketball. I teared at the thought of it in school you know. Luckily no one saw.... -_____-'''

But I'm going to abandon basketball training and PE lessons for a month or two. And that would definitely SUCK. s.u.c.k.
But I would still be going to basketball trainings to see the trainings. Just in case I would be a TOTAL NOOB when I come back for trainings. I still can go practice my ball handling. >.< I must jiayou!! =DD

I wonder what Mr Yap would say about my knee man. I mean, he is a really strict PE teacher and the only thing that can excuse me from any Physical Education lessons is an MC. So maybe I would wrap my knees with thick bandage and go. But I would still change to PE, because we are currently learning Netball passings and well, I still can move my hands right?? =DD
Let's hope that my knee improves... ^^ Wish me good luck!!....


Yesterday was Dunman's open house and there were many DSA applicants for basketball. But most of them were boys, so well, the coach and the teacher-in-charge was rather disappointed. However, there were some good players who applied for DSA and I think jiao lian passed them all. =DD He should, since ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD.
Jiayous, basketball.

I just realised that I love to say the word jiayous. It sounds rather spastic if I keep saying it doesn't it? Okay, I shall stop it. Only saying it once in a blue moon. =DD

I'm going to Teri's house to do the cell model later. I'm going to turn her house upside down for food. >.< I'm a greedy person. It's just done purely for fun.

I just received many emails which would end this post beautifully. It's just so inspirational and encouraging. I love the pictures too. >.< Just too beautiful to be described. It's beyond description. ^^

I have many emails::
Food for thought: Don't ever give up!!

Good Morning, this is GOD . I will be handling ALL your problems today. Please remember ...I WILL NOT NEED YOUR HELP!!!

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD Box (something for God to do). It will be addressed in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it.

If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work, think of the man who has been out of work for years.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad, think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend, think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance, think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror, think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful! There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities, remember ... things could be worse. You could be them!!!!

So, just relax, and have a GREAT DAY!

Matthew 11:28
"Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden,
and I will give you rest."

This is really inspirational. I meant, it's really true. >.< ANd I found out that I have white hair, but I guess I should treasure my healthy scalp. >.< Haha.

Hi.!!! Hope this will brighten yr day....
Something interesting....Here's something for you to think!!!!

Read this. it is a 100% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage.

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place, the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs.

Everybody on bus was killed.

The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do u think they said that?
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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ...!!!
Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help others.

Never take some one for granted, Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this in Life.

Now with the last email that I LOVE TOO MUCH. I just love the pictures!! ^^ I hope you can read the words on the pictures. It's actually a powerpoint slide, I saved each slide as a picture...

Haha. It's pretty. especially the last few pictures. >.<

I wanna add one more to the powerpoint slide:

God would not ask how many injuries you have gotten, but how many times you have picked urself up after each one

I've picked myself up for more than 10 times and this time isn't an exception!! ^^

Some people do not believe that I'm a Buddhist as they thought I was a freethinker or at least a Christian or Catholic, but let me just say that I believe in all of them. =DD

They are still angels who help every pathetic soul on this earthly earth.

P.S. to people who have friendster, can you add me on it? I'm updating my pathetic friends list...!!

P.S. 2: Who knows what's the Chinese meaning of Food for thought? >.<

Labels: food for thought, reflections

Your Birthdate: March 17

You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month.

You Are a Normal Girl

You are 60% Good and 40% Bad Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past. But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl.

You Are 29% Bitchy

You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts. Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them!

You Belong in Australia

Ace! Sunny, upbeat, and cute You make the perfect surf bum Now stop hogging the vegemite!

You Are 20% Weird

Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself.

You Sometimes Don't Get Enough Sleep

You're often more tired than you'd like, and you're probably not getting enough quality sleep. Sleeping a little more could make you a lot more energetic and happy. Try having a bedtime, keep your bedroom cool, and only eat fruit before bed.

You Probably Look Younger Than Your Age

You live a healthy lifestyle and know how to take care of yourself. You'll probably have a youthful glow for many years.

You Are 80% Open Minded

You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

Your Blogging Type is Pensive and Philosophical

You blog like no one else is reading... You tend to use your blog to explore ideas - often in long winded prose. Easy going and flexible, you tend to befriend other bloggers easily. But if they disagree with once too much, you'll pull them from your blogroll!

You Have Good Manners 49% of the Time

Your manners are generally pretty good. You know how to behave, but you don't always follow the rules. A little extra effort on your part, and you could be the next Emily Post!

Chance You'll Live to 100: 94%

100 is looking like a sure thing for you. So don't screw it up! In fact, you may live even longer than that. You're healthy, and you have good genes. Unless there's a robot uprising, you'll probably live a very long time.

Your Travel Personality Is: The Adventurer

For you, travel is how you learn about the world. And you like to learn the stuff that's not in guidebooks. You truly have wanderlust. When you're not traveling, you're dreaming about where you'll go next. And your travels are truly legendary - they leave you with stories you'll be telling for the rest of your life!

You Are 84% Pure

You're so innocent, it's almost like you're not human. Taking this test is probably the naughtiest thing you've done in a while!

You Should Be A Cancer

What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

You Are the Ace of Hearts

Youthful and playful, you love life and the world. You have a kind spirit, and you bring happiness to everyone you know. Artistic and bold, you see the world in bright colors. And you certainly aren't afraid to express everything you see and feel. You are sentimental, and your emotions are very deep. You are easily swept away and easily hurt. A gamble you should take: Blackjack Your friends would describe you as: Unique Your enemies would describe you as: Weepy If you lived in Vegas, you would be: An up and coming chef or fashion designer

Your Sensitivity Score: 21%

In general, you don't let your senses overwhelm you. You're pretty stoic, and you're good at blocking out what's going on around you. However, you are still sensitive enough to enjoy all the beautiful things in the world!

You Are a Great Student

You aren't afraid to crack the books when you need to, and you make your education a true priority. You could become a PhD in anything, if you set your mind to it. There's no limit to what you can learn!

You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

You Are 80% Happy

You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world. Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up.

You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing

Your Luck Quotient: 57%

You have an average luck quotient. There's been times when you've been extremely lucky... but also times when you've been very unlucky. You probably know that you can make your own luck in life, if you're open to it. So listen to your intuition as much as you can. It's right more often than you might expect.

You Are 36% Lady

You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside. And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.

Your Attitude is Better than 80% of the Population

Your Eyes Should Be Violet

Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion

You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life.

How's Your Attitude?

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