I just realised my mum sent me lots of stuff. And it's really nice. (: But some are too long so I just upload the nice ones. (: More of images instead of words =D

QIAN BIAN WEN DA!!
the questions don't make sense, so neither would the answers!! (: But that's the point of Qian Bian Wen Da












So qian bian right? (:

Another one. Words (:

Nice jokes - one way to unwind yourself even for just a minute.


Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your
previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and
brought all our five kids wth him."

Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"

Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only
one of them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to ask
something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU
the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is
very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When
you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at
you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
. that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
HELL", that's why I came home early.
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are
wearing, it's all crumpled!!"
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not t rue! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!

Last one. Not a lot horh. A video of a person creating a nice painting in just 1 minute.



At first, I thought he was making crap but it seemed nice in the end. (:

HE IS ARTISTIC

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