Muahaha. Nothing to blog about. Reply tags now. (: I quite blogging like this leh. Makes my blog looks super updated but it isn't... HMPH.

Nicole ♥ haha. thanks loads but urm, I don't think it takes such a long time to read cos mostly is pictures. (:
Yvon ♥ YA YA YA la. I using (&hearts); now can. And I don't know what are the small words you typed. o.o
Caris ♥ HAH. what's the diff? YOu said it was bf. And I think your tiny words are tiny right?
Grace ♥ EHHH, you make it sound like i FORCE you to tag lidat. Don't want leh.. =((
Rae ♥ I thought you said at your blog that your gonna study history? hah,contradictory. And eh, 2-3 hours study abit only ahh. SLACKER.

hah. Yay, I managed to fill in the whole text area of the blog entry here. No scrolls though. =(

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Today was netball practice but it SUCKED. I just didn't like the teacher's attitude. And their great sportsmanship.

NEVERMIND.

To add on to the unhappiness, it was the Maths results. Elaboration would make everything be more painful.
Instead of lagging outside, I went home EARLY today. At about 4 I think. My siblings and grandmother were very surprised. Then bathed and watched 2 hours of TEEVEE while reading the newspapers. Relax. (:
Then filed my worksheets.

SO STUPID. Just a few weeks and I have a WHOLE PILE OF WORKSHEETS
But it was much better than studying.
Rachel and Jingmei invited me to their SSS but I didn't want to. Anyway I didn't believe that they would study. >.<
Plus, I felt TIRED. dead beat.

Sing Rue and I were comparing who used the com more this afternoon and I decided to start MUGGING. I kept mentioning this but I didn't mUG!! wtf

I need a picture to describe how I feel now.



Ah ha!! (: Taken from googlesearch Cloudy day

I was just thinking about the shape of the clouds and thought of the newspaper article mentioning that there's a tree in toa payoh or some ulu ulu place that is being worshipped and treated as a divine tree. Simply because there are some parts of the tree which look like animals and gods I think. But it's all about your imagination isn't it??

Nevermind. But it looked quite like it. (:


Reply tags
Cheryl ♥ HAHA. The teacher didn't look pissed off cos I was the 4 one. (: She was patient but she's just fierce-looking. =(
Sylvia ♥ OKAY. I forgot that one. But that wasn't a bloody swim can. =(

Today's the day where Germanians take German. HAHA. germanians. Dunmanians. Where dunmanians take german. (:
Good luck Lynette and Sylvia, though it's like too late (:

YAY, and I managed to change the settings to 25 posts a page instead of just a pathetic 8. In the past, the posts would overlap but this time it didn't. (:

I'M HAPPY NOW. =D

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I just checked my emails but didn't find any joke. All information and inspirations to life. BLABLA. I need jokes not inspirations because inspirations won't make a DAMN DIFFERENCE to my life now. =(
But I found a quite different email from my aunt about resorts in Malaysia. It looked quite pretty. (:

Plus, MALAYSIA IS NEAR


Woodland Resort - RM 300.00 / person
( minimum 4 persons )
3 Days 2 Nights Package Includes
2 night accommodation at standard room
2 breakfast / 1 lunch / 2 dinner
Entrance permit to Taman Negara.
Entrance fee of Canopy Walkway


Dcoconut Resort - RM 360.00 nett
per person
( Twin: 2 person in a standard room )
3 Days 2 Nights Package Includes
2 night accommodation at standard room
2 breakfast / 2 lunch / 2 dinner
2 snorkeling around lang tengah

And a pretty night one....

Redang Kalong Resort - RM 320.00 nett
per person
( weekday - triple sharing:: 3 person in a standard room )
3 Days 2 Nights Package Includes
Boat transfers between Merang Jetty and Redang Island.
Accommodation in air-conditioned rooms, attached bathroom with hot shower.
Food:- 2 breakfasts, 2 lunch, 1 dinner, 1 BBQ dinner
Free flow of hot & cold beverages (excluding alcoholic and carbonated drinks)
Daily snorkeling trips

HAHA. This is so retarded and commercial. I can't believe they are so desperate that they send emails. But nevermind, I thought it was quite amusing.

Resorts are a nice place to relax and swim swim swim. It has been a year since I swam man. I WANNA SWIM. But it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR. Hougang. I'm living in SENGKANG. They said they wanted to build a swimming pool -3 years later- when I was primary TWO. And now??!!

And they said 3 years later too.

WTF. I want a swimming pool. Then I can go swim everyday. Or maybe thrice a week. Just laze in the pool. I wanna get sun-tanned. My body is now disproportionately tanned. My feet is WHITE and my legs.......

ARGH

Don't wanna mention anything. So embarrassing. -.-

Missed the trip to Cat high yesterday due to pretty french test. They said that Cat high was pretty and BIG. Still can't believe the Sylvia plus Jam plus some people got a basketball so easily. They were just asking the Cat high people if they could help them borrow a ball and the NICE GUYS just passed them the ball and the COURT

Perhaps they missed seeing girls. (:
See? So gentlemanly.

HAHA. This is quite not possible in DHS. Got to fight for court using a fast method. Just bring about a million people to the court and block them when they wanna do their lay-ups or what. Then they get pissed off and they SIAM. Simple. (:

It always work.

Reply tags (:
I have decided to reply tags here cos I don't wanna spam my tagboard just to make myself feel happy that I have lots of people coming to my blog when it's like soooooo..................... LITTLE

Plus, I would be spurred to blog more. (:
And thus, increase my number of posts. (:

Grace ♥ OOH. That website sounds cute but I DON'T LIKE E-LEARNING. waste of time
Cheryl ♥ ORAL SUCKED. I was like HUH-ing so many times before understanding what she was talking about. can't believe they can SPEAK SO FAST. Written paper was ok, compared to oral (: Hope yours goes fine. =D
Yvon ♥ OK. thank you yvon clean dustbin. (:

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Replying tags from school. I don't wanna spam my tagboard. (: Plus I have nothing to do. MUAHAHAS.

I gonna have my bloody damn french test later. Someone wish me good luck man. I speak french like sai can. ): BLA FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK.

I dislike speaking french because it sounds weird and I can hardly understand a student speaking french. Then how would I be able to understand an expert speaking french??!! WHAT THE TOOT.

toot
toot
toot

Later is CME. At least it isn't some crappy chinese lessons. =(

I DISLIKE CHINESE
I DISLIKE LA
I DISLIKE almost every shit now

PUA PUA

simply because it's EOYs now.
And the ice-tower on this com is like so laggy and the SPACE BAR SUCKS

Bla, school's computers always suck
But the music teacher is Super lovely to let us do whatever we want. (:

Oh, I have to reply tags. HAHA
I just realised that this version of internet explorer is soo pro that i cannot even put the icon LOVE
Yvon ♥ GAH. you are a damn pro spammer. But thanks for making my tagboard go alive(: And hello, YOU LOVE TO EAT CAN. And you love the word SHUT UP. (: Admit it laaaaaaaaaaa
Jingmei ♥ HAHA. You admitted it!! Bf can mean loads of things, depending on what you think heh. And YEPP, I LOVE TAGS!!
Grace ♥ WOAH, finally tagging. Sort-of missed your presence in my tagboard. Wondering if you were reading but not tagging, but anyway, welcome back!! (:
I didn't quite understand the jokes can. Only understood some. But I thought that that kinda of jokes were rather commonly circulated =DD
D&D;D: Oh hello. Didn't understand the joke which you thought was funny. o.-

BLAH. It's 12.30 le. And the class is noisy. And teri is visiting a website that shows porn.

HAHA

it isn't porn then. It's just images of bimbos. (:

STANDARD one.

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Meng tagged me and I was feeling bored. It's a rather long one.

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME
Ho Li Ying Christina

2.What colour pants are you wearing?
BLUE. My fav.

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Summer love by Justin Timberlake

4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED?
YA. Rare one.

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Roti-Prata. Precise one: Egg, plain and one which I forgot it's name.

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
white.

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
Sunny and sultry. Wish I could ball now. It was raining just now.

8. LAST PERSON YOU TAlKED TO ON THE PHONE??
URMS, Rene I think. Not sure cos she asked me whether I was going home a not.

9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
HMMM. Height.

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
DEHHH.

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
ok. Would be fabulous if not for the damn EOYs.

12. FAVOURITE DRINK?
peach tea, apple tea, almost everything. Ok, then that isn't FAVOURITE.

13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
urm, those that have a sour plum. It's nice. (:

14.What is your favourite sport?
BASKETBALL!!!

15. HAIR COLOUR?
black. Not completely though. HAHA

16.EYE COLOUR?
black. HELLO, i'm asian

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
NOPE.

18. SIBLINGS?
one sister. one brother.

19.FAVOURITE MONTH?
June. Holi-es.

20.FAVOURITE FOOD?
ban mian (:

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Harry Potter? Blah, that was so long ago. I seldom watch movies. -.0

22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR
Erm. Those days where I can relax. None in particular.

23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY?
Saturday cos I still can relax on sunday. Not sunday cos the next day is school day.

24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
As in what. Perhaps, depending on who the person is.

25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE?
What's that? Marmee? Or what? WHAT'S MARMITE??

26. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer!! I rather be feeling hot then cold.

27. HUGS OR KISSES?
Huggs. I wan a bear hug now. (:

28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate. Vanilla is too plain.

29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
CRAP is it. Of course la. But I hope they write in proper english. I don't wanna spend a whole day deciphering what the letter is talking about.

30. Who's most LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Not sure. This is the first time I was ever so bored to the extent of doing this kinda of tests.

31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
NIL. I'm too lazy to find a different answer from the previous one

32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
erm.

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
none currently. It's called slacking.

34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM WENT OFF ?
Ya. That's when I didn't sleep well.

36. DO YOU MISS BIG BROTHER YET?
Urms, I don't have one. Wish to have one so I can gossip about his girlfriends. (: And I can improve my maths and science too because guys are supposed to be good in those.

37. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
eh.

38. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
Stories and nature.

39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
I don't like POPCORN.

40. FAVOURITE CRISPS?
No preference.

41. FAVOURITE CAR?
Convertible. Black one. With nice seats.

42. FAVOURITE FLOWER?
Lilies. (:

43. How MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
Let me think. 5.

44. CAN YOU JUGGLE
NO.

45. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK
Thursdays. No reason.

46. RED OR WHITE WINE?
Red. White tastes weird.

47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
urm. stay at home and play the computer. (: I rather do that.

48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD?
No. I'm not known for generosity though I donate money sometimes. (:

49. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
"What the hell. What day is it? Can I go sleep again?"

50. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE YOU HAVE FINISHED THIS ?
Eat my lunch

Another one....
List out your top 5 birthday presents that you wish for (next year):

1) an iPOD
2) more fun teachers. NO sheep.
3) me and meng to be in the SAME french class. (:
4) a com of my own. Then my dad won't crap when it crashes which it always does.
5) more gatherings and holidays (same as meng's one)

ANSWER the following questions:

1. The person who tagged you with this quiz?
Meng

2.Your relationship with him/her is?
Best friends. ex-classmate.

3. 5 impressions of him/her?
a gal aspiring to be tall, REAL TALL.; fair and pretty. bored of EOYs. emo sometimes.

4.The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
Lending me HSM 2 cd.

5. The most memorable words he/she had said to you?
Urm, don't know.

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
EWWW. I don't wanna that. It's different.

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be?
Our similar genders. [answer stolen. She stole it too. ]

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
not possible. AND WOULDN'T!!

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
NIL.

10. The most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is?
urms. Desirable is a wrong word. Anyway, I wanna her to ball with me now.

11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
SMART AND FUN

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
fun, irritating, straight-forward, crude

13. The character you love of yourself are?
fun

14.On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are?
crude

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
I can't ask for more can I?

16.Pass this quiz to 10 persons.

1. Yvon
2. rachel
3. Jingmei
4. Rene
5. Jam
6. Caris
7. Sylvia
8. Sher Min
9. Jacob
10. Sing Rue

Crap a bit la. Put a guy inside to see how the questions are. (:

17. Who is No.6 having relationship with? (caris)
She has a WHOLE LIST of boyfriends that she can't remember I think.

18. Is No.9 a male or female? (jacob)
male. Can I say it's a girl? >.<

19. If No.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? (sylvia and sing rue)
WA SIIAO. It may be a good thing cos it's fun. But it may be a super bad thing because it is DAMN NOISY!!

20.How about No.8 and 5 ? (jam and shermin)
Good friends. no problem!!!

21. What is No.2 studying about? (rachel)
urm, does she even STUDY??!! But I think she could be studying geog now.

22. When was the last time you had a chat with No.3? (jingmei)
2 days ago.

23. What kind of music band does No.8 like? (shermin)
don't know.

24. Does no.1 has any siblings? (yvon)
ya. 2 brothers I think.

25. Will you woo No.3? (jingmei)
NOOO. She has a bf already.

26. Is no.4 single? (rene)
NAH. she has a darlin

27. What's the surname of no.5? (jam)
Liew

28. What's the hobby of no.4? (rene)
balling.

29. Do no.5 and 9 get along well? (Jam and Jacob)
DEH!!! (:

30. Where is no.2 studying at? (rachel)
DHS. Class 1I. (:

31. Talk something casually about no.1? (yvon)
pro in maths, loves the words "shut up" and is hungry easily.

32. Have you try developing feelings for no.8? (shermin)
hahas. no. But she has given me lots of blessings (:

33. Where does no.9 live at? (jacob)
erm. I think it's tampines. Not sure.

34. What color does no.4 like? (rene)
Purple I think. Or is it Green?

35. Are no.5 and 1 best friends? (jam and yvon)
ok la.

36. Does no.7 likes no.2 ? (sylvia and rachel)
not sure if sylvia knows rachel. But rachel finds sylvia cute. haha. She doesn't know about it.

37. How do you get to know no.2? (rachel)
BBALLERS! she loves ban mian like me!!

38. Does no.1 have any pets? (yvon)
NO. I think the only pet she had was a mealworm. =D

HAHAS. finished. I gonna go eat my dinner and start mugging. enough of my procrastination. Wasted 1 and a half hour.

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Blah. I am bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
kay, I guess I'm quite crazy.

BUT I NEED TO GET MY POINT ACROSS.



I AM BOREDD!!
I think that was quite enough. (: I'm quite happy now. DE-STRESSing is always nice. Actually I don't think I'm really stressed now cos my parents didn't stress me, which is nice; they still let me use the com without any time restrictions or anything and I studied for quite some while so I gonna devote 30 minutes to this blog post. (: I wished that the image wasn't that PINK. -.-

Nevermind, I found a black and white one. But the posture is weird. -.o


HAHA. I sit like that sometimes.

Just read through some emails and I quite like this one. Very straight-forward and makes sense (: I felt "lighter" after reading this. =D I love nice mails.

CORPORATE LESSONS

So, we will be going through change

Here's three lessons from large corporations to help you survive change

CORPORATE LESSON 1:




CORPORATE LESSON 2:




CORPORATE LESSON 3:




MUAHHAHAHA. True? (: I like the last part. Whatever that covers you with shit may not be your enemy. (:

WHATEVER THAT COVERS YOU WITH SHIT MAY NOT BE YOUR ENEMY

Another one....

i getting very headache reading this mail . . . :-) bk


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Do You Think English is Easy???


Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce .
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present , he thought it was time to present the present .
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English
for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can
work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't
the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One
index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not
one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one
of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the
English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by
truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you
fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going
on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"


You lovers of the English language might enjoy this

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is "UP."

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting,
why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP
for election and why is it UPto the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP
the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP
the house and some guys fix UP the old car . At other times the little
word has real special meaning. People stirUP trouble, line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one
thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped
UP .. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the
proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions. I f you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list
of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if
you don't give UP, you may windUP with a hundred or more. When it
threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we
say it is clearing UP .

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP .

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP .

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP,
so........... it is time to shut UP .....!

Oh . . one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night? U-P

The pronunciation thing was ok. I am lame.
I think I got Rachel's disease. DAMN IT.

Last one.

BOSS & I
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

So that's the reason why I aspire to be a boss. (: Difficult eh. Most high positions are all taken up by males. This is what we call PREJUDICE. So shit can.

I decided to post a very last one. In chinese. It's about the fun of making sentences and how stupid a child can get. (: I shall make the font bigger.
1.题目 : 原来

小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下


3. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .

老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~


9. 题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？ ~~


10.题目 : 一 ...就....

小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。

老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..


11.題目 : 你看

小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊


12. 照样造句

例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)

小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) 我 (很好)

老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??


13.照样造句

例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )

小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。

老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???


14. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？


15.题目 : 陆陆续续

小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


20.题目: 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!

老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。


21.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。

老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的 …

小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~


22. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......

小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......

老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!


23. 题目: 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语: 老师更难过 ......


26. 题目: 天才

小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~


27.題目 : 一 …便…

小朋友写 : 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的 …

小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。

老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...


31. 題目: 又 .....又 .....

小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?


32 果然

上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水

老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。

小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！

老师： …………


33 瓜分

小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非

老师：小傻瓜也分不清


34 好吃

小朋友：好吃个屁

老师：………


35 况且

小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．

老师： ……………

I don't understand some but it may take quite a while to understand. =D The joke in this joke is that the little kiddo DID use the words in his sentence but the way he used them were not in form of noun or verb. (:

yay, procrastinated for 20 minutes.

Ate roti prata in the morning for breakfast. Ate a plain and one with egg. Then shared a ------ one with my family. Didn't know what the name was but it was B.I.G. small and had onion, eggs and chicken in it.

Then used the com until now and I'm still gonna use it. (:
My speaker is going crazy.

That was just so random.

Labels: jokes

Due to the understanding of myself, I have decided to ban myself from blogging. (: But that doesn't mean that I wouldn't be surfing the net! WAHAHAS, they are two different things you see (:

Anyway I don't think it makes a huge difference whether I pin up this note a not (:
I just wanted to revive it.

POOF. i hate EOYs. But that doesn't mean I shouldn't mug. PUI-pui. Can't wait for year-ends and start relaxing, going out and ball! I just touched the ball yesterday and I felt damn distant with the ball. I DEFINITELY DON'T LIKE THAT FEELING.

That's all for now. (: 1 month later and I'll be alive and kicking here!! (: I know what I gonna post because I have about 3 or 4 drafts. in my mind. =D

♥ Yvon: thanks for spamming. I feel happier (: hahas. oh yahs, HIIEE
♥ Rae: LOL can. (:

People, you still can make me happy by coming here and say HELLO(:
But that would be so TOOT. -.-

BUT I LOVE TO BE TOOT-ish. (:
NONO, I AM TOOT. (:

Blah, I'm trying to lengthen this post but it doesn't seem to work.

BYE.

bye.

really



good

bye.

This is the first time I had so many enters in a blog post. =.=


I don't know why but I just feel damn happy today. Perhaps I sort-of embraced a little of my childhood.

Simply

by

playing

UNO.



YAY. hahas. Just crapped a bit and I have about 17 pictures to post. My sis and bro are cam-whorers. HAHA. They wanted me to blog this. (: And I wanted to be LAME and was LAME. blah

Anyway, I guess I was trying to relax a while before DAMN SCHOOL starts where you can FIND SOOOO MUCH TIME to breathe and relax.

SO HERE'S THE PICTURES that will make them happy. (: HAHA
It has been quite a long time since I posted more than 15 pictures. And I meddled with my phone's effects. I like one immensely. Gonna put it at the end of the pic.

They stacked dice and some fake coins. Then yeah... like that also can right?



I LOVE THE DICE. so many sides. (:


YEAH. STACKED UP NICELY.

One dropped and I liked the way it was put:

HEHE. COOL. -.0

They started blowing it, wanting the coins to spew like ashes out of volcanoes.



GAH. HE LOOKS SPASTIC BUT HE STILL WANTS HIS PIC HERE. >.<


ANOTHER ONE.

Then it's my sis turn. (: I quite like the effects you know


NORMAL




SEPIA

I think I love sepia. It's just oldy but nice.


GRAY SCALE


FALSE COLOURS


SOLARISE

LAST PICC....

NEGATIVE

Nice ehh. I think I didn't upload all pics but yep (:. I LOVE NEGATIVE. (:

anyway, this is a super lame post but I wanna reminisce the day I finally embraced about 1/23894172348738 of my childhood.

I listened to U again and I STILL LOVE IT. =D


GEEZ. I forgot to post this yesterday. Recently, I re-watched Save the last dance for me for some reasons which I apparently don't know. Perhaps it was a spur of a moment. But ANYWAY, I stopped watching it already because I found it boring cos I knew the BEGINNING AND ENDING AND SOME DETAILS. ): Then wanted to watch Magicians of Love but the idiotic uploader didn't upload the whole episodes. Waste of time. >.Eugene was rather pretty and I thought I read about her SOMEWHERE. So I wiki-ed her and KA-BOOM, a whole lot of information about her. She was a singer in a popular korean band, S.E.S. which is disbanded now. They were in showbiz far earlier before S.H.E.. They were described as DAMN SUPER great singers so I youtubed them and was quite addicted to one of their songs.

Here's it. title of song: U

my RATING: =D
MV:
HEHE. I love the part where they caged the idiots. (: Nice, they deserved it. I quite liked the dance though I thought it wasn't really synchronised. (: Anyway, I LOVE EUGENE. haha.
Singing:
Errrr, i DON'T know what they are singing, so how do I know? But I give them 5 stars!! (: HAHA
Singers:
HAHA. 5 stars for EVERYTHING. (: The singers are rather nice.

I wonder if the object works. Anyway, here's the URL
It's super nice and I only understand the chorus which is in English: Hey dude! What you gonna do for me?

HAHA. But nevermind (:

Since I named this post SONGS, I have to post some more if not this would be such a lame post. AH YAH, IT WAS LAME IN THE FIRST PLACE. >.< Faudel: Je veux vivre


URL

MY RATING =D
MV:
I LOVE NATURE AND SCENERY so I was quite happy to see SCENERY!! ahhhhhh..... LOVE IT. (: But I didn't quite like the streets. I mean, they should take more pictures of trees and blah, instead of HIM walking down the streets. ):
Singing:
Same thing, I DON'T UNDERSTAND what he is singing but I thought his vocals were strong (:
Singer:
HEHE. I thought he looked rather stupid singing and looking at the tree and shaking his head as if worshiping god. -.0 a little stupid. (: HEHE. not his fault though but nevermind. (:

I attempted to translate it and found it quite a chore. Practising my french!! (:

JE VEUX VIVRE (I want life)
Refrain: (repeat)
Je veux vivre, vivre (I want life, life)
Bahri n'hich, n'hich *don't know what this is*

Je veux vivre pour manger tous les livres (I want life, to eat all the books)
Je veux vivre pour connaître les enfants (I want life, to know all the children)
De mes petits enfants, pour atteindre 100 ans (Of my little children, to reach 100 years old)
Pour atteindre 1000 ans, pour être heureux et libre (To reach 1000 years old, to be happy and free)

Je veux vivre pour courir sur la grève (I want life, to run on strike)
Je veux vivre pour embrasser mes rêves (I want life, to embrace my dreams)
Pour embrasser mes jours pour connaître l'amour (to embrace my days, to know what love is)
Et les heures qui enivrent, je veux vivre (And hours who _______, I want life)

Refrain, x2 (repeat twice)

Je veux vivre toutes les joies de la terre (I want life, all joys of the world)
Je veux vivre et parcourir les mers (I want life and travel through the seas)
Je veux vivre pour sonner la planète (I want life to sound the planet)
Sans en laisser une miette, je veux voir toutes les villes (Without leaving a crumb of it, I want to see all the cities)
Plonger de toutes les îles que leur ciel me délivre (to plunge from all the islands where the sky delivers me)

Refrain (repeat)

Je veux vivre pour avaler le monde (I want life to swallow the world)
Je veux vivre de mondes qui frissonnent (I want life of the world which shivers)
De milliers de pays de millions de personnes (Thousands of countries of million people)
D'un milliard de récit, je veux pouvoir les suivrent (Of a billion accounts, I want to be able to follow)

Je veux vivre sans jamais m'assoupir (I want life without making life sleepy for me)
Je veux vivre sans jamais me trahir (I want life without betraying me)
Pour que chaque saison recolore mes passions (So that each season would add colour to my passions)
Pour dévorer le temps qui cesse de me poursuivre (To devour the time which ceases to let me continue)
Je veux vivre... (I want life)
Bahri n'hich... **Don't know what**

Pour ce que lorsque la mort viendra me faire, un sort (For when death comes for me to face, the fate)
Elle ne puisse jamais, jamais déraciner tout ce que j'ai planté (It can never uproot all that I had planted)
Tout ce que j'ai semé qui me fera survivre (All that I sowed which will make me survive)

Refrain, x2 (Repeat twice)

WOOOF!! hahas. I finally finished translated it using the translating tool. I LOVE BABELFISH!!

HAHA.

Another one, but I won't translate it because it's too complicated. This doesn't sound as nice as je veux vivre

IF


URL

MY RATING =D
MV:
UNIQUE. But I got quite dizzy because it kept spinning. I mean the mv's ball. If it spinned in different directions, I am quite sure I would faint on the spot. =.x
Singing:
I thought the singing was quite difficult. Sort-of tongue-twisting. =)
Singer:
THE LADY IS PWEETY!! haha. Biased ehh. But I quite admire the French because they do their mvs without make-up. I mean, for chinese singers, their mvs would be them having FULL MAKE-UP.

woah. Finally finished (:

I didn't know rating was so fun.


HAHs. I am feeling really bored now. Went to the asian civilisation museum TODAY AND IT SUCKED

Gah, I thought the trip was useless but uh well, since it was FREE, I don't mind. I would be more grouchy if I had to pay. >.<
But I tell you something that was SUPER nice today. I was feeling rather giddy for whatever reasons when I stopped at Dhoby Ghaut and Raffles Place and there was one super nice lady who came to ask me if I was okay when I was resting at Raffles Place. I guess my resting posture must have been shit since she could see that I was sick. Then I asked her if she had medicated oil with her and when she said she didn't, she helped me ask a lady in black. I know the colour doesn't matter but I just happened to take note. =D

All the adults were rushing to work like ants moving towards something sweet. So I guess she came back and asked if a sweet could do any help. I didn't know if it did but I just took one, and IT HELPED!! She even gave me the whole packet, afraid that I would faint halfway. Even led me to the scanner and yep, we departed there. (: LOVE HER. I found out it was rather expensive about 5 hours later. -.-


Gee, I'm lame but nevermind. And yeah, I think Ricola sweets are nice, if only they were cheaper. IM A POOR SOUL.
When I told my mum about her, she said she was probably a teacher and I quite agreed. Can't find any kind soul, especially a WORKING IDIOT, to care.

At about 10 plus, Huiwen, Sylvia and I left Clarke Quay for COMPASS POINT! My place. My home. WAHAHAHS. We went to Kopitiam and occupied a whole table for about 30 minutes. Sylvia and I bought from the same stall, though different stuff. I bought ban mian while she bought you mian. I LOVE BAN MIAN!! Huiwen was buying her taiwan specialty. It was rather spicy and expensive. BUT IT'S NICE. (:
Then we exchanged dishes about 25 minutes later. As we were taking too much time, there were some working parents who were like staring at us. ):
What's wrong with eating slowly? It's the practice in US. They take 2 hours to eat can? WHAT'S WRONG WITH 30 MINUTES???

I don't understand adults.

Perhaps it was because it was lunchtime then. BUt who gives a damn??

After that, we went to the library. And I got a little crazy.
Syl was reading and playing Flying Finger on her phone.



I think I'm being very stupid. >.< I wanted to do the ACC worksheet but didn't manage to succeed. And I hogged her iPod.

Blah, I'm jealous. I WANT AN IPOD. But nevermind (:





Ricola sweet again!! (: HAHAS.
Then we played an iPod game which was rather lame.

Game rules:
2 people would listen to the iPod music quiz and one would answer the questions, WITHOUT LISTENING TO THE SONGS

It was rather funny now and then and we got too noisy until the librarian told us to lower our volume. Of course, we SCRAMMED. I don't wanna make a disgrace of myself.

We flocked to KFC and bought a packet of fries and played the game again. But after about 1 hour, we got bored. TALK ABOUT WASTE OF TIME. But it was rather funny especially when syl and huiwen began to flap their arms vigorously when it came to the song Honey, though I see no relationship. (=

Then I went to my void deck to do a page of the ACC worksheet. I did not want to go home too early. After a while, i got BORED and started taking pictures again. PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING. 360 degrees (:


The table. Gah, my bag looks old and stupid. ): HEHE. I want a new slingbag for my b'dae!! (: But nevermind, when I feel like buying it or what-so-ever.



MY PENCIL CASE! It shrank considerably and I swear I didn't take any pens out. (: BLACK ROCKS. (:


THE STUPID ACC WORKSHEET. Huiwen and Syl said that there wasn't a need to do but I just felt like doing it since I was rather laggy in terms of ACC lessons since I missed quite a lot of them due to the Poetry Slam competition. Hehe, ponned lessons (: PONNING ROCKS. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S HIS LESSONS.

Then I began to take pictures of the "parks". 360 degrees. And I could see NCPS too. (:

NOTHING


Supposedly GREENERY



YEAHH!!! zoomed in. I didn't bother to move my FAT BUTT. It sticked closely to the seat like super glue. But the quality of the image sucks.

PHEW! That quite got me out of my boredom I guessed. THen napped for about 10 minutes before deciding to go home. -.0 I'm lame. And napped for about 1 and a half hour. I'm tired.

Just realised that there are still some photos sleeping in my phone. Rae wanted me to take them.





YEPP! That's the gym when the year 4s were taking their O-levels. I still don't understand why they have to use the gym. Can't they just find somewhere more conducive? I would be distracted once I see the basketball net. Then I would imagine that something just GETS INTO THE NET.

Wooah. Gonna meet Teri blahh tomorrow to do the history project. HISTORY SUCKS.

PERMANENTLY.